It’s Friday, I’m bored at work having done almost nothing today, and that’s given me plenty of time to think about random crap while sitting at my desk.
Let’s take a look at some of those thoughts:
Do you think if you called up a radio station and requested a Milli Vanilli song they would actually play it?
I wonder how much it would cost to buy the entire Arena Football league.
Soup is always a disappointing lunch, while it tastes good and is nice and warm on a cold day, I’m just hungry two hours later.
Should I quit my job and go see if the golf store down the road from my apartment is hiring?
Where would you go to find a working, for sale VCR?
Gambling is the only reason the NFL is popular. That and violence. It has the least action of any sport by far and is awful in person.
The KFC Famous Bowl is one of the five best fast food items of all-time.
The best of course, is the Wendy’s Chocolate Frosty. Don’t @ me.
My current boss is the most unlikable boss I have ever had. He just never stops complaining or acting like everything isn’t good enough.
The most useless athletic skill is bowling. You can go pro in it, but who are you really impressing by being a good bowler? You’re really just pissing your friends off when you go out to drink.
Thank you for reading Friday Random thoughts.