In case you missed it, yesterday (Feb. 7) was one of the most important days of the year.

No, not because Betsy DeVos was confirmed or it was the 23 year anniversary of Michael Jordan signing a baseball contract.

No, no. Merely child’s play compared to the REAL news they weren’t showing on CNN or Fox News.

That’s right baby, the Shamrock Shake is back! And this year, McDonald’s is offering four new variations of it for all your shamrocking needs.

You’ve of course got the class Shamrock Shake, which since the 70s has served as America’s reminder that, “oh shit, St. Patrick’s Day is coming.”

But this year, oh man, are you sure you’re ready for this? This year, four new trips to flavor country have been added to the travel plans: A Shamrock Chocolate Chip Frappe, the Chocolate Shamrock Shake, the Shamrock Hot Chocolate and the Shamrock Mocha.

So basically they’ve added chocolate on top of chocolate to the already delicious Shamrock Shake, and I can’t fault them for that.

Really, the only one that sounds all that appealing is the Chocolate Shamrock Shake, which, judging by that picture up above, is a layer of chocolate, then a layer of mint. It’ll be like a liquid Thin Mint and I think that’s something we all need in our lives.

So yeah, now you know St. Patrick’s Day is close. So get out there and fatten up on a few Shamrock Shakes of your choosing.

All these delights will be available until March 24.