Non-Negotiable Pizza Topping Ranks

 

In honor of national pizza day, I have ranked the non-condiment pizza toppings.

Please do not comment below about how big of an idiot I am.

Here we go, from best to last:

pepperoni

steak

sausage

onions

ham

beef

chicken

tomato

basil

arugula

jalapeno

mushroom

pineapple

a dead dog’s ass

olives

 

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