Yesterday I posted one of those stupid, “Your X and your Y is your Z” posts on Twitter, that somehow took off and ended up getting hundreds of responses.
My post was, “Your least favorite city and an animal you think you could take in a fist fight is the name of your minor league indoor football franchise.”
Needless to say, hilarity ensued and responses came flooding in, giving me and hopefully a few other Twitter users a laugh at how absurd some of them were.
Here are some of the best responses:
Tunica Bloggers https://t.co/hXmN1bjniu
— Jerky Von Wheatus (@Jerkwheatery) April 5, 2017
Philadelphia Sugar Gliders. https://t.co/z0CfKiPCue
— Erik (@gothlaw) April 5, 2017
Tucumcari Kookaburras https://t.co/k5KN5P2bHr
— Jared A. Olguin (@RhymesWithBeans) April 5, 2017
The Beaumont Corgis https://t.co/rLWJgF1zS7
— Ed Hochuli Fan (@TylerRichard) April 5, 2017
The Evanston Quails https://t.co/UCr9NOv59g
— Nate Fell (@NateFell) April 5, 2017
Minneapolis fainting goats https://t.co/USgGALzerU
— Haji moses (@Hajimoses16) April 5, 2017
Starkville Cockroaches https://t.co/4F3yqN9cWU
— Danny Durkee (@DurtyFlip) April 5, 2017
Moss Point Capybaras https://t.co/zApp4rVPqb
— Corey James Robinson (@cjamesrobinson) April 5, 2017
Texarkana Jared Kushners https://t.co/QKxDWACwaC
— Ken Starnes (@roto_tudor) April 5, 2017
Youngstown Squirrels https://t.co/64xsGMCuT7
— Matt Gajtka (@MattGajtka) April 5, 2017
@Rovitz Houston Miniature Ponies
— Rich (@Rich072770) April 5, 2017
@Rovitz Manchester Snapping Turtles???
— rj (@jyanrackson) April 5, 2017
THE ARLINGTON GERBILS https://t.co/enqOGRUk6o
— barry (@baseballbarry2) April 5, 2017
Garden City Racoons https://t.co/ksSiwFlHWF
— Jason Marks (@OnTheMarksRadio) April 5, 2017
@Rovitz Ames Chihuahuas it is
— RossWB (@RossWB) April 5, 2017
@Rovitz Lansing Lemmings
— Geoff (@TheBadOne) April 5, 2017
San Francisco Beavers. https://t.co/OjBKohKkcY
— the content is good (@BourbonGhost) April 5, 2017
Jackson, Mississippi Slithery Snakes https://t.co/BTc9OD9pSi
— BBQTweetUp’r Bananas (@geauxcrimson) April 5, 2017
@Rovitz Yakima Aardvarks
— tony (@_2XL_) April 5, 2017
Chicago Newborn Otters https://t.co/h9UdJh55m0
— Nate Woelfel (@Nate_Woelfel) April 6, 2017
Detroit Woodpeckers https://t.co/nbOBmVQu8c
— Tim Emmel (@tiemmel) April 6, 2017
Albuquerque Flamingos. https://t.co/ThgDWwMlnN
— filibuster keaton 😎 (@psychofan) April 5, 2017
And there were dozens more beyond this, but it was a lot of fun seeing those blow up my timeline all day. And some of these, I’d actually like to see a team with that name, if only for the great helmets it would create.
I am too lazy to count it up, but based on your responses, the four most hated cities in this country are St. Louis, Boston, Columbus (OH) and Philadelphia.
There were also a lot of people who submitted things like Gorillas, Kangaroos, or other large animals that would kill you before the bell rang. Those people are liars.
But for real, thanks for submitting so many great responses, I had a shit day yesterday and it helped me feel a little bit better.