The best minor league indoor football team names you submitted

Yesterday I posted one of those stupid, “Your X and your Y is your Z” posts on Twitter, that somehow took off and ended up getting hundreds of responses.

My post was, “Your least favorite city and an animal you think you could take in a fist fight is the name of your minor league indoor football franchise.”

Needless to say, hilarity ensued and responses came flooding in, giving me and hopefully a few other Twitter users a laugh at how absurd some of them were.

Here are some of the best responses:

And there were dozens more beyond this, but it was a lot of fun seeing those blow up my timeline all day. And some of these, I’d actually like to see a team with that name, if only for the great helmets it would create.

I am too lazy to count it up, but based on your responses, the four most hated cities in this country are St. Louis, Boston, Columbus (OH) and Philadelphia.

There were also a lot of people who submitted things like Gorillas, Kangaroos, or other large animals that would kill you before the bell rang. Those people are liars.

But for real, thanks for submitting so many great responses, I had a shit day yesterday and it helped me feel a little bit better.


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