The Palace, not the Pistons, Deserved Better


And there she goes.

After 29 years of standing as the Jewel of “Metro”-Detroit, the arena that saw The Bad Boys and the ’04 Phenomenon; The Malice at The Palace; a continuous-string of Warped Tours and Concerts, and most importantly: the Detroit Vipers.

This is an anomaly. Unlike the Joe Louis, which is also closing its doors this year, the Palace was is a gorgeous kingdom, built more so for features and aesthetic than maybe for function. That’s not even fair to say. When it comes to the Palace, it was full of upgrades: a gigantic video board, continuous money being dumped into the arena, parking that was on-site and made sense, and easy off-highway accessibility.

So what’s the problem? Location? Things to do in the area?


  • Location?
    • I’ve spent many many days in Auburn Hills myself, a hidden hot-bed off of the I-75 corridor. Yes. Off of I-75.
    • As in, you can access it by one of America’s longest highways, that, -newsflash- Detroit is off of to.
    • Maybe I have a bias because I’m from Flint, and could shoot down I-75 in 40 minutes to The Palace, no problem. I haven’t had to drive UP to The Palace from Metro/Detroit.
    • My freshman year roommate did, and while he preferred the venues of Detroit near him in Royal Oak, he had no real complaints.
  • Things to Do?
    • Did you know it’s home to Great Lakes Crossing, Michigan’s largest outlet mall?
    • That even has a Rain Forest Cafe AND an Aquarium?
    • Endless hours of shopping, for men and women, before the game.
    • MASSIVE food court, with a carousel for kids, too
    • This mall seriously has everything you need.
    • JUST up the highway is an impressive business district full of restaurants, stores, fast food chains, and more.

For a 29-going-on-sub 10-arena to have to sit vacant (or be torn down) just because of a flashy, new, necessary HOCKEY arena being built in downtown Detroit, is a clear-and-direct result of this fascination of, once again, feature over form.

Hockey/Basketball arenas are a mess. I don’t care what anybody says. Having to work scheduling, and constantly tear-down ice, put up hardwood, remove/add seats, and all the extraneous work that goes into rebuilding the arena on a nightly basis…that’s a mess.

The Pistons kinda suck. The Red Wings are (sans this year) a playoff team and a quality team in hockey (reread previous parentheses). This is a nice public relations stunt from the Detroit Pistons to show “hey, we’re a Detroit team too! Look, we’re in Detroit!”

The Palace deserved better than this. Little Caesars Arena deserved a chance to be a Hockey Arena, like it was meant to be, for at least a year.

You can’t have quality ice where a basketball will be dribbling the night before. You can’t bring new life to a dead team by moving (*cough cough* San Diego Chargers *cough*). You can’t justify demolishing a palace because a new castle is built.

For shame, Pistons. You’re abandoning a city that welcomed you with arms wide open, and leaving them with a vacant-reminder of some of Michigan’s finest professional basketball memories.

Bring back those Vipers.


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