We here at HOT SPROTS TAKES couldn’t miss the chance to make the hottest Easter taeks on the planets in lieu of the biggest upset in history: Jesus defeating death (no video replay though, this was long before games were televised).

So, here we go. Allow us to take you away from your early Easter dinners and make you realize you probably wasted your time clicking this article.

HOT TAEKS… EASTER EDITION:

@rovitz:

@avkingjames:

@callmebednard:

Happy Easter from your friendly, neighborhood HOT SPROTS TAKES!