Sunday Night SPROTS Haiku: NBA and NHL Playoffs Edition

Chicago Blackhawks

Wait, gone in four games?

Wow, that’s really a shock there.

But hey, the Cubs won.


Boston Bruins

Emergency test

Alert! Bruins killed by Sens.

But hey, the Pats won.


Calgary Flames

I’ll try not to joke,

But it’s hard with that team name.

Guess the Flames… burnt out.


Minnesota Wild

MINN-EE-SO-TAH, EH?

The Wild were tame this year.

They’re singing the Blues.


San Jose Sharks

San Jose isn’t Jaws.

If anything, they were closer to Lenny.

Cool goal horn wasted.


Chicago Bulls vs. Boston Celtics

HOW IN HOLY HELL

IS CHICAGO EVEN CLOSE???

BOSTON. GET GUD. NOW.


Cleveland Cavaliers vs. whoever they’re playing

The Cavs have LeBron

and Love and Kyrie and Smith

and… yeah, you get it.


Toronto Raptors vs. Milwaukee Bucks

Giannis is fun.

 

Milwaukee has alternate courts.

Toronto… has Drake. 


Washington Wizards vs. Atlanta Hawks

If you like fouling,

Free throws and full pettiness,

This is for you, dude.


Golden State Warriors vs. Portland Trailblazers

No lead is safe here.

None. Don’t count on it. For real.

Can we just skip this?


San Antonio Spurs vs. Memphis Grizzlies

Best series of all.

Kawhi Leonard. Mike Conley.

Take that for data.


Utah Jazz vs. Los Angeles Clippers

Teams that time forgot.

Is there any jazz in Salt Lake?

Blow up the Clippers.


Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Houston Rockets

The MVP race

isn’t up for discussion.

Rockets advance, tho.


 

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