Wait, gone in four games?
Wow, that’s really a shock there.
But hey, the Cubs won.
Alert! Bruins killed by Sens.
But hey, the Pats won.
I’ll try not to joke,
But it’s hard with that team name.
Guess the Flames… burnt out.
The Wild were tame this year.
They’re singing the Blues.
San Jose Sharks
San Jose isn’t Jaws.
If anything, they were closer to Lenny.
Cool goal horn wasted.
Chicago Bulls vs. Boston Celtics
HOW IN HOLY HELL
IS CHICAGO EVEN CLOSE???
BOSTON. GET GUD. NOW.
Cleveland Cavaliers vs. whoever they’re playing
The Cavs have LeBron
and Love and Kyrie and Smith
and… yeah, you get it.
Toronto Raptors vs. Milwaukee Bucks
Giannis is fun.
Milwaukee has alternate courts.
Washington Wizards vs. Atlanta Hawks
If you like fouling,
Free throws and full pettiness,
This is for you, dude.
Golden State Warriors vs. Portland Trailblazers
No lead is safe here.
None. Don’t count on it. For real.
Can we just skip this?
San Antonio Spurs vs. Memphis Grizzlies
Best series of all.
Kawhi Leonard. Mike Conley.
Utah Jazz vs. Los Angeles Clippers
Teams that time forgot.
Is there any jazz in Salt Lake?
Blow up the Clippers.
Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Houston Rockets
The MVP race
isn’t up for discussion.
Rockets advance, tho.