After a masterful performance in Game 1 that saw the Cleveland Cavaliers leisurely roll past the Boston Celtics, the top-seeded Celtics are left searching for a way to slow down the best basketball player in the world.

If you’re a Celtics player or fan, there is really only one way to beat LeBron and the Cavaliers, and to be completely honest, it’s not that difficult to figure out.

Are you ready?

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Pray that LeBron somehow gets injured.

But, unfortunately for everyone in Boston, LeBron is a cyborg from another planet who will dominate until he’s 45 and then he’ll quit because he’s tired of playing basketball with mere mortals.

Congrats on getting swept in the Eastern Conference Finals, Boston.

Bring on another Warriors-Cavaliers NBA Final.