Arby’s, the nation’s leading purveyor of horse meat sandwiches covered in spray cheese and fancy ketchup, is getting into the pizza game!
That’s right, for a limited time at Arby’s you can get a pizza slider, which is stuffed with pepperoni, salami, provolone cheese, and topped with marinara sauce.
Arby’s Pizza Slider has the same pepperoni, provolone cheese, genoa salami and roasted garlic marinara that you love on your regular sized pizza, but it’s a slider now. The future is now.
The future is now, indeed. Whatever that means.
This baby checks in at 300 calories and 13 grams of protein, making actually not a bad choice if you’re really craving a pizza slider.
I’m not sure how much of a “pizza” it is rather than an Italian slider, but who am I to argue with the place that has the meats?
So if you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Boy, if only Arby’s just sold pizza!” Today is your lucky day.