Arby’s, the nation’s leading purveyor of horse meat sandwiches covered in spray cheese and fancy ketchup, is getting into the pizza game!
That’s right, for a limited time at Arby’s you can get a pizza slider, which is stuffed with pepperoni, salami, provolone cheese, and topped with marinara sauce.
​Arby’s Pizza Slider has the same pepperoni, provolone cheese, genoa salami and roasted garlic marinara that you love on your regular sized pizza, but it’s a slider now. The future is now.
The future is now, indeed. Whatever that means.
This baby checks in at 300 calories and 13 grams of protein, making actually not a bad choice if you’re really craving a pizza slider.
I’m not sure how much of a “pizza” it is rather than an Italian slider, but who am I to argue with the place that has the meats?
So if you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Boy, if only Arby’s just sold pizza!” Today is your lucky day.