TERRIBLE SPORTS IDEAS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD: The NFL should buy the Arena Football League

What if there was a way for fans to get their football fix, and not have it be just a bunch of talking heads rambling about the off-season or the NFL Draft? Well I have come up with a way for the NFL to keep football on year-round.

That’s right, the NFL should buy the Arena Football League, and turn it into its developmental league. Continue reading TERRIBLE SPORTS IDEAS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOD: The NFL should buy the Arena Football League

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Untitled: Can you still find joy in a great season or player’s career that ends without a championship?

You cannot have a discussion about individual greatness in a team sport without, at a minimum, acknowledging which player has more gaudy, ugly and impractical rings on their fingers. (Seriously, who the fuck wears those things?) It has ruined 80% of sports bar conversations, and 100% of daytime TV on ESPN and its competitors. Continue reading Untitled: Can you still find joy in a great season or player’s career that ends without a championship?

Who’s fault is it that MLB is expanding safety netting at games? You guessed it, MILLENNIALS

They RUINED the game of baseball and the sanctity of the game by announcing today (Thursday) that ALL Major League Baseball stadiums will be required to have expanded safety netting this season, with the netting expanding to at least the side of the dugout farthest from home plate. Continue reading Who’s fault is it that MLB is expanding safety netting at games? You guessed it, MILLENNIALS

HOTSPROTSTAKES STAFF POLL: Ranking the logos of the Southern Professional Hockey League

That’s right, we’re hopping in the General Lee and going down south (and one team in central Illinois, which, ok maybe that’s south?) and ranking the logos of the Southern Professional Hockey League! WHO KNEW THEY HAD ICE DOWN SOUTH THAT WASN’T FOR YOUR SWEET TEA! Continue reading HOTSPROTSTAKES STAFF POLL: Ranking the logos of the Southern Professional Hockey League

FAST FOOD REVIEW: Taco Bell Nacho Fries

Taco Bell is most known for its wild creations that bring people in mostly out of curiosity, mainly so they have a story to tell about what they just ate, and to be able to post pictures on Snapchat, Instagram or wherever else.

So by their lofty and wild standards, the Taco Bell Nacho Fries are a pretty tame addition to the standard menu. They’re fries! But with nacho cheese to dip them in! Continue reading FAST FOOD REVIEW: Taco Bell Nacho Fries

Cucks in Deep: What are the odds that a player gets vertigo in the same division as a Hitchcock?

Welcome to Cucks in Deep, a weekly right-wing (hockey term!) hockey column about all of the conspiracies and news going on in the world of hockey that the NHL and other leagues don’t want you to know about and the lamestream media are too afraid to report on. But not us. Continue reading Cucks in Deep: What are the odds that a player gets vertigo in the same division as a Hitchcock?

The most exciting battle in sports might be the Premier League’s race to avoid relegation

As most sports leagues are into the second half of their respective schedules, attention has turned to playoff races in the NHL, NBA, and keeping an eye on the bubble in NCAA Basketball. While those are all fun and worth keeping an eye on, one of the closest, deepest battles going on is the race to avoid relegation in the Premier League. Continue reading The most exciting battle in sports might be the Premier League’s race to avoid relegation

The Pistons-Clippers blockbuster doesn’t make much sense for either team

The NBA got turned on its head last night when the news suddenly broke, seemingly from out of nowhere, that the Detroit Pistons and Los Angeles Clippers had made a major trade, sending superstar Blake Griffin and two scrubs to the Pistons for Tobias Harris, Avery Bradley, Boban Marjanovic, a protected 1st Round pick, and a 2nd round pick. Continue reading The Pistons-Clippers blockbuster doesn’t make much sense for either team