The Washington Redskins are a Disgrace

Let me know if you’ve heard this before.

The Washington Redskins are hapless. They’re a bumbling, horrible mess. Just plain old damn terrible.

After giving their fan base hope of a better future over the course of the past two seasons, the Redskins are back to their incompetent nature. They have regressed to the mean. In the span of a month, the franchise has tripped over their own shoelaces, stepped on countless rakes, and in 2017 performed the “cinnamon challenge” with the irrational confidence of someone living in 2003.

It really shouldn’t come as a surprise.

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Fast Food Reviews: Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chalupas

I’m still not entirely sure what it is exactly.

Is it a chicken nugget taco with shredded lettuce, tomatoes, special sauce, and thinly grated cheese?

Is it a chicken patty done schnitzel style, then cupped into a semi-circle and stuffed with tex mex fast food toppings?

Is it a mirage? Am I hallucinating? What on earth did I just put in my mouth?

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The Officially Correct Top 5 Simpsons Songs


The Simpsons has been on the air longer than I have been alive, and during that time has featured some of the most influential and iconic members of the music industry.

The legendary Danny Elfman composed the defining score for the opening credits. Michael Jackson, Paul Simon, Paul McCaurtney, Lady Gaga, and Barry White are simply the tip of the iceberg when considering the list of musicians who have had cameo roles on the show. Some performed, some did not.

But many (i.e. me) would argue that the show’s best music didn’t feature any major musical acts at all.

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Fandom 101: Rooting for a Bad Team


Happy Monday, digital friends.

This is the first post in an ongoing series I’m calling Fandom 101. For years, the people have been clamoring for a prophet to come down from on high and tell them how to enjoy sports the correct way. Who better to give the gassy, bloated, knuckle dragging public what they want than a gassy, bloated blogger from the coast?

We’re right in the middle of the NFL Playoffs, so there’s clearly no better time to reach out to those fans stuck supporting bottom feeders. Let’s talk about how to root for a bad team.

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