Adopt promotion & relegation and I’ll care more about sports

I don’t watch the English Premier League, so let’s use that as a disclaimer. However, I think the EPL is ahead of the curve with their usage of a system of saying bad teams suck and should feel bad, and good teams are nice and should be rewarded. It makes sport more exciting when you HAVE to care about if you’re essentially a professional team or a … Continue reading Adopt promotion & relegation and I’ll care more about sports

Today, Halo Burger Reinvents the Burger Game…Again.

Seven days without Halo Burger makes one weak. That’s what the Holy Cow logo says at least. If you’re not from the Flint-Metro area, you’ve probably abused your taste buds by never having the delicious, fresh, American-made taste of a Halo Burger hamburger. Started in 1923 by the genius himself, Bill Thomas, in Flint, Michigan, Halo Burger is a staple of the Vehicle City. With … Continue reading Today, Halo Burger Reinvents the Burger Game…Again.

Allow us to Ruin Your Easter Slightly with our Bad Opinions

We here at HOT SPROTS TAKES couldn’t miss the chance to make the hottest Easter taeks on the planets in lieu of the biggest upset in history: Jesus defeating death (no video replay though, this was long before games were televised). So, here we go. Allow us to take you away from your early Easter dinners and make you realize you probably wasted your time … Continue reading Allow us to Ruin Your Easter Slightly with our Bad Opinions

Sports Programming is Pretty Awful

You know whats the worst? Having to watch literally anything else sports related anymore that isn’t live sports. And even that is getting pretty terrible depending on what you’re watching on… but we’ll talk about that in a little. Have you sat down and actually watched ESPN programming lately? It’s bad. Real bad. I know this isn’t anything groundbreaking or controversial necessarily…but…why? Why are we not more up in … Continue reading Sports Programming is Pretty Awful

Why Canadian Teams in the NHL Playoffs is good for American Hockey, eh?

We are through one night of the NHL Playoffs, and right from first puck drop, what were we treated to? Grandeur displays of pride for a country’s pastime. Montreal, Ottawa and Edmonton all had phenomenal celebrations of appreciation and excitement for the greatest game on Earth. So what? Everyone knows Canada loves hockey. That’s…kind of the joke. Why does it matter that we see their … Continue reading Why Canadian Teams in the NHL Playoffs is good for American Hockey, eh?

Let’s Stop Pretending Little Caesars has No Credibility 

Okay.

Bare with me here, because I can already see the pizza-elitists typing between their bites of Sicilian-style, thinned crusted $18 slice.

Little Caesars is NOT the pizza you introduce to your parents, or who you tell your friends you took home last night.

But man, sometimes you’ve gotta have that cheap rebound to appreciate the real quality pie.

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Women’s Hockey wins Biggest Battle in Team History, and Pretty Important Game, All At Once.

Wow.

Catch your breath yet? Or maybe you replayed Hilary Knight’s OT-Winner over and over and over and over and over again like I did, with tears in the eyes.

Team USA Women just went out, swept the entire World’s cycle, and took home the Gold Medal on home soil in Plymouth, Michigan.

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