The Fruit Loops Shake from Burger King is out today

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Burger King, probably the worst fast food chain on the planet, is out and trying to crash the trash food market with its latest creation, the Fruit Loops Shake, which hits stores today.

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Today, Halo Burger Reinvents the Burger Game…Again.

Seven days without Halo Burger makes one weak. That’s what the Holy Cow logo says at least. If you’re not from the Flint-Metro area, you’ve probably abused your taste buds by never having the delicious, fresh, American-made taste of a Halo Burger hamburger. Started in 1923 by the genius himself, Bill Thomas, in Flint, Michigan, Halo Burger is a staple of the Vehicle City. With … Continue reading Today, Halo Burger Reinvents the Burger Game…Again.

Last night I learned the Girl Scout Cookies are a big lie and a sham

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A sure sign that spring is here or is at least coming is Girl Scouts going door-to-door, or setting up shop with a table in front of you local grocery story and selling their world-famous cookies.

Well, last night I learned that it’s all a big scam and that you can have your Girl Scout Cookie fix year-round, and at a fraction of the cost.

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Jarritos’ version of March Madness is the best one nobody is talking about

I don’t know if you grew up with Jarritos at your supermarket, but if not, I’ll give you a primer. Jarritos is a soda made in Mexico that uses 100% real cane sugar and natural fruit flavors to produce extremely unique sodas.

It’s also known for being packaged in glass bottles and being extremely colorful. It can typically be found in the imported foods section of your local grocery store, although your options are usually limited to the big three of mandarin, tamarind and jamaica.

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Michigan man blames chicken nuggets for drunk driving arrest

We head back to my home state for your weird Friday news update.

Ah chicken nuggets, when in a bind on a road trip or just wanting the least offensive thing you can eat in a hurry, they are always there for you.

Well, not only are they delicious and good for you, but one man in Michigan is claiming they can get you a drunk driving arrest!

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HOTSPROTSTAKES announces A&W Restaurants as the unofficial official restaurant of HOTSPROTSTAKES.com

In a landmark partnership that I just made up, and because the good folks at @awrestaurants are an awesome follow on Twitter and in real life, HOTSPROTSTAKES.com is proud to announce they have named A&W Restaurants as the site’s unofficial official restaurant.

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Let’s rank the national pizza chains

It’s National Pizza Day! A day so loved that we probably shouldn’t be working during it. That’s typical baby boomer behavior, have a great day like this and try to sweep it under the rug and hope we don’t notice.

Well guess what? We did. Earlier today RT Walsh ranked the best pizza toppings, so I’m here to rank the whole pie, as designed by the places you can order pizza from anytime or anywhere.

Now, before we get to the list, let’s explain how we came to this conclusion and rankings.

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The Shamrock Shake is back and with four new options!

In case you missed it, yesterday (Feb. 7) was one of the most important days of the year.

No, not because Betsy DeVos was confirmed or it was the 23 year anniversary of Michael Jordan signing a baseball contract.

No, no. Merely child’s play compared to the REAL news they weren’t showing on CNN or Fox News.

That’s right baby, the Shamrock Shake is back! And this year, McDonald’s is offering four new variations of it for all your shamrocking needs.

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