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There’s nothing quite like being in the arena or stadium when it comes time to introduce the players on the home team.
The lights go dim, a fog machine fires up, maybe flames shoot out of something and threaten to burn the building down.
Before you ask, no, I am not a basic white girl from the suburbs. Yes, I do unironically enjoy the musical works of Ariana Grande. No, this isn’t my normal musical fare. Also, WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, HYPOTHETICAL READER?
I grew up listening I three albums, we’ll say: Bat Out of Hell by Meatloaf, Come On Over by Shania Twain, and yes, Measure of a Man by Clay Aiken. I don’t know, ask my mom. She was the one who drove me to my catechism classes on Tuesday nights playing these albums.
One of the things about dating a girl who keeps on the latest trends, both in fashion and in music, is that I hear a bunch of songs that I would otherwise never hear because they aren’t Hall and Oates, or didn’t appear on Live From Daryl’s House.
One could argue that there’s not a more famous Motown musician than Stevie Wonder, there’s no debating the merits of his music and his place among the all-time greats. But the man can see. There’s no denying that either. Here is even more proof.
For those who haven’t seen it, ‘Little Rascals’ is a kids version of the ‘Fast and Furious’ series.
A bunch of criminals drive around in stolen cars and have illegal street races for a bunch of money, all while trying to impress a girl. And then there’s the ‘Fast and Furious’ series!