Before you ask, no, I am not a basic white girl from the suburbs. Yes, I do unironically enjoy the musical works of Ariana Grande. No, this isn’t my normal musical fare. Also, WHY ARE YOU ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS, HYPOTHETICAL READER?
One of the things about dating a girl who keeps on the latest trends, both in fashion and in music, is that I hear a bunch of songs that I would otherwise never hear because they aren’t Hall and Oates, or didn’t appear on Live From Daryl’s House.